Bro, those flowy skirts are peak ancient drip, designed to make you glide like you’re on a cloud!

I wore a Song skirt and felt like a fairy, but tripped on it going upstairs, flowy ain’t always friendly!

Back then, it was all about flexing wealth, more fabric, more status. My X feed’s obsessed with the aesthetic.

Modern ones tone it down, but my friend’s Tang skirt was so wide it could’ve been a parachute!